Hate

Josh Hartnett. Who is this guy? Let's take a look at his resume.

1998-1999: Dimwitted High School Douchebag .
(Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later, The Faculty, The Virgin Suicides, O)

Jamie Lee Curtis had more balls then he did in Halloween H20 (snicker, snicker). Some leading man.

2001: Pseudo War Hero.
(Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down)

He takes a bullet so Ben Affleck can go bang Kate Beckinsale all night long. This is our hero? It's a wonder we actually won World War II.

2002-Present: Aspiring Loser
(40 Days And 40 Nights, Hollywood Homicide, Wicker Park)

The "why does no one love me" trilogy. What a whiny bitch. Get over it.

Drax out.