Hate

Chain Reaction. A poor man's The Fugitive through and through. Keanu Reeves as a machinist? Please.

Drax out.

Hate

Social Security. So I'm trying to replace my Social Security card and they say they won't take a birth certificate as proof of identity. They will, however, take a driver's license. Small problem here - my driver's license was stolen too. Jesus Christ. Oh, and fuck old people too.

Drax out.

Hate

Getting mugged. It sucks big time. I hope they like my shorts. In the end, the joke is on them. I have no money.

Drax out.

No Hate

Nip/Tuck. Yep, it's Tuesday.

Drax out.

Hate

Josh Hartnett. Who is this guy? Let's take a look at his resume.

1998-1999: Dimwitted High School Douchebag .
(Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later, The Faculty, The Virgin Suicides, O)

Jamie Lee Curtis had more balls then he did in Halloween H20 (snicker, snicker). Some leading man.

2001: Pseudo War Hero.
(Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down)

He takes a bullet so Ben Affleck can go bang Kate Beckinsale all night long. This is our hero? It's a wonder we actually won World War II.

2002-Present: Aspiring Loser
(40 Days And 40 Nights, Hollywood Homicide, Wicker Park)

The "why does no one love me" trilogy. What a whiny bitch. Get over it.

Drax out.

No Hate

I don't hate being right. Some time ago I warned one Patrick Hayden that Vanilla Coke's existence was tenuous at best.

Well, I was right.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9925169/

Looks like you are the one who owes me money, Mr. Hayden.

Drax out.

Hate

Direct TV. It's on East Coast time. How does that help me stay up late?

Drax out.

Hate

It's a slow day. I really wish Nick at Nite would bring back Head of the Class so that I would have something to watch at 3:30 AM. Also, television on Halloween night was slim pickings (i.e. no Friday the 13th marathons). All I got was Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 - the two least watchable entries in the series. What the fuck was with all the druid shit in Halloween 5 anyway? Seriously.

Drax out.

No Hate

Nothing can bring the Drax down today as another all-new episode of Nip/Tuck airs tonight on FX.

Drax out.